By Sean Ivins
I was listening to some George Thorogood in my 95 Buick LeSabre (as per usual) and the thought hit me: What if I made that a real drink? I’m sure this has been done before by many others, but I wanted to find a mixture of these three items which would taste the way George Thorogood sounds. Let’s look at what we’re dealing with here…
Bourbon
Bourbon captures the sweeter side of whiskey where you really taste the barrel it was soaked in as well as the quality of water. I have always been more of a scotch man myself, so I had to refer to my local liquor store’s manager to purchase a little bottle of “Maker’s Mark.” I wanted to focus on that sweet after taste and I couldn’t turn down a bottle which costs $12. In short sum, it hit my taste buds in the order of “oh I’m drinking whiskey” followed by “and now it’s kinda like wine and whiskey at the same time.”
Scotch
Now we’re talking. As far as scotch goes, it needs to be aged to some degree if you want to actually enjoy this drink. Scotch is a piece of history in a glass. That signature burn which deters most young drinkers needs to be kept at a minimum and the exact blend can completely alter the taste of the entire drink. I wanted something earthy and peat based in taste, so the fact that I had Johnny Walker Gold Label lying around was pretty convenient. If you aren’t as lucky as I am, anything that has that peat roasted, charcoal taste should suffice.
Beer
This was the tricky part. I needed a good beer which would complement the other parts. My first thought to give me some guidance was an Irish Car Bomb, so it would have to be a stout. I wanted to keep the drink more American, and I didn’t want to go with something that creamy. This is the George Thorogood here people. This thing still needs some bite! I decided to go with Southern Tier’s Double Milk stout. It’s a stout, but hops wise it’s basically an AIPA. So for those of you who don’t speak beer it tastes like a coffee soaked old man with a splash of cream. Perfect!
The Experiment
I wanted to find the best order to enjoy these or whether it would be better as a bomb, etc. To decide this, I called upon two of my good friends who also appreciate fine drinking and George Thorogood. We spent the night testing and retesting theories. The result: we got really drunk, really fast, and while I managed to keep myself down to only one drunken “I love you guys” speech, I also discovered a unique approach. George and I are both smokers, and my friend is one hell of a drinker. When he put everything into a shot (equal parts), they complement a non-menthol cigarette so incredibly well.
But if you want to drink a shot one after another, I’d suggest my other friend’s idea and follow the song title. If you want to really enjoy this drink, experiment yourself. My resulting drink tasted a little dry but had no burn at all. See what your friends can come up with. As my buddy suggested, this should probably be tried with well-drinks, or something you’d easily find at a bar. So gather up your friends, flip-off your land lady, and head out to the bar!
Happy brewing!
